Howdy champ you been picking the daisys?
Feeling sort of morally lazy?
Ready to go mother-truckin' crazy?
Hi! I'm Martin Scorsese
Martin, Martin (x3), yeah
Why don't we go catch a movie?
Something lighthearted and woozy
About the killing of teenage floozie
Or beating someone black and bluesy
Martin, Martin (x3), yeah
Owww...
See I got this mate called Robbie De Niro
I like him a lot, he's a goddamn hero
Stop 'round here for a drink of beero
You might be happy now, but you'll be feeling like zero
Martin, Martin (x4)
Just when I feel my happiness startin'
I keep on bumpin' into this guy called Martin (x2)
Martin (x4)
Machines Against The Rage Version
Howdy champ you've been picking the daisys
Feeling sort of morally lazy
Ready to go mother-truckin' crazy
Hi, I'm Martin Scorsese
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin.woah
Martin, Martin.yeah
Martin, Martin
Why don't we go catch a movie
Something lighthearted & woozy
About the killing of teenage floozie
Or beating someone black and bluesy
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin.yeah
Martin, Martin.yeah
Martin, Martin
See I got this mate called Robbie DeNiro
I like him a lot, he's a goddamn hero
Stop 'round here for a drink of beero
You might be happy now but you could be sitting up hereo
Martin, Martin.woah!
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin
Martin, Martin
Just when I feel my happiness starting, you know?
I keep on bumpin' into Martin, you know?
Just when I feel like a bit of a rest
It's like, this TISM shit
Martin
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Martin
Oh, I'm so jaded
Martin
It's hard being a rock star
Martin