My dad's a builder, His friend's a plumber, They're both getting cancer And you can get fucked. He works like a nigger For a moderate figure - We're not underprivilidged, But you can get fucked. Chorus If you're creative, get stuffed Their work involves toil; They dig in the soil And sweat on their foreheads: You can get fucked. My dad's better than your dad; I'm better than you; Your dad does something in advertising And you'll be a gigolo too. If you're an adman, artist, poet or actor; Student, tutor, writer, chiropractor; If you design clothing Or make your living from posing; If you paint pictures Or run a boutique for bitches; If you deal in antiques Or anything chic; If your career involves feeling Instead of hauling and kneeling, There's the end of the matter - You can get stuffed.