There he goes just walking down the street He's a big piece of man with a big piece of meat He's brash in a flash he's got a fist full of cash He's keeping his cool while he's making his dash He's got a smile that says trouble and a fist that says love He'll burst your bubble like death from above He's a man with a mission a fire in the hole He's hormones raging out of control He's the man He's the man, let's go There she goes just walking down the street She's a plastic wrapped candy bar with pumps on her feet She's got a glamorous stink you smell from miles around And when she barks on by she drags her sex on the ground She's got chemical hair she'll flick it into your face She keeps a silicon spare and and a bottle of mace She doesn't know what she wants but she'll get it for free 'Cos she's got more curves than the Monte Grand Prix She's the man, she's the man She's the man that's right she's the man Oi oi oi He's on the go hard pills and he's looking for you Cocked and loaded in a world turned blue She's a sweet wee lass who's good for a laugh Looking for a gentleman to blow it up her arse He's a stiff mesiah hot off the cross She's a burning pyre made of candy floss DJ moses uniting the drugged Jesus and mary man it must be love Your the man, your the man Your the man that's right your the man