Me, I studied psychology In Brisbane in the 1980s At Queensland University I will shut you up badly Said my neighbour to my other neighbour I will tell your mum, she said And there was some yelling, and a glass was thrown And later I heard the vacuum cleaner And went back to watching The Voice I never, I never, I never, I never ever watch The Voice And Ricki Lee is not an authority Ricki Lee is not an authority Ricki Lee is not an authority And shortly before the new millennium I went to the fortune teller And she said nothing I do would be good until 2012 So I, I never tried one bit Well maybe I shoulda Yeh maybe I shoulda, Oh But what if, but what if, but what if, but what if, but what if the fortune teller was right And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong Still Ricki-Lee is not an authority Ricki-Lee is not an authority Ricki-Lee is not an authority And then the sun exploded We'd still have 8 minutes of life If the sun exploded right now We'd still have 8 minutes of life And I'd say that I love you And everything will be all right Yeah baby I love you And everything will be all right