Pinball Lez is shacked up With Nan's girlfriend Reconditioning pinballs He farms them out again The word on the street is suggesting Things aren't so great At the St. Lucia residence Things are pretty quiet at night And no-one seems to be Answering the phone Oh Lez come home (Leslie!) The pinballs need you Oh Lez come home (Leslie!) I promise the school-kids won't tease you Oh Lez come home (Leslie!) The cops will understand everything Oh Lez come home (Leslie!) The casinos are rigged to beat you Lez has given up He's moving out to Stanthorpe Swidden agriculture Things are pretty quiet at night Out in the fields today No-one seems to be Answering the phone Oh Lez come home (Leslie!) The pinballs need you Oh Lez come home (Leslie!) I promise the school-kids won't tease you Oh Lez come home (Leslie!) The cops will understand everything Oh Lez come home (Leslie!) The casinos are rigged to beat you