All rise for his majesty, king Henry the horrible
The most exotic high ruler who's every word must be obeyed
Too right
Down onto your knees worms
Especially you wormy worm
Uhhh yes henry
Yes henry what
Yes henry your majesty
That's more like it
Wash your hands
Wipe your face
Go to the sitting room
Empty the bins
Make the bed
Tidy your toys
Turn the T.V. off right now
Go to your room and stay there
No pocket money for a week
A month
A year
N-O spells no henry!
When i'm king
Yeah, when i'm king
The crowds will cheer and the bells will ring
When i'm king
Yeah, when i'm king
I'll be able to do anything
When i'm king
(Yeah, when he's king)
When i'm king
(Yeah, when he's king)
When i'm king
(Yeah, when he's king)
I'll be the greatest king there's ever been
When i'm king
So here's what will happen when i'm king
When i'm king, then i can do anything
Moody margaret's in the tower
I'd be beaten by the hour
My parents in the dungeon
But anything but hunthrought
Smelly nappy babies all bound down
When i'm the raid around the town
Peas and carrots all are banned
By the rudely purple hand
Ice cream and crisps, they're all free
And all the T.V. shows are starring me
When i'm king
Yeah, when i'm king
The crowds will cheer and the bells will ring
When i'm king
Yeah, when i'm king
I'll be able to do anything
When i'm king
(Yeah, when he's king)
When i'm king
(Yeah, when he's king)
When i'm king
(Yeah, when he's king)
I'll be the greatest king there's ever been
When i'm king
My people, i stand before you
Known as horrid henry
Which is king henry the horrible
I am your ruler
I am here to unleash you from the terror of parents
The horrid teach of teachers
And the friendness of wormy little brothers
When i law down the lure
I want more more more
Killer boy rats is all you'll hear
I pass by the well world cheer
Goody goodys walk the plank
Oi you, give me your piggy bank
Wormy wormy's toads the line
The comfy black chair will always be mine
Only i will be allowed to laugh
And i'll never the the top end of the back
And there's just one more golden rule
No more school
Yeah!
When i'm king
Yeah, when i'm king
The crowds will cheer and the bells will ring
When i'm king
Yeah, when i'm king
I'll be able to do anything
When i'm king
(Yeah, when he's king)
When i'm king
(Yeah, when he's king)
When i'm king
(Yeah, when he's king)
I'll be the greatest king there's ever been
When i'm king!