Chilling out and all strung out on Christmas Eve Cheezy tree and family observing me And there's no doubt That I'm almost freaking out Getting drunk and stoned on Christmas Eve Watching Kevin while I get blazed If I was home alone that I would be Hot boxing this place Anarchy while grandpa's making fun of me He pillaged all the greens and knows I don't eat meat But that is okay cause there's more than one type of green Home alone on Christmas Eve Drunk an stoned without family Finally we will see what Santa brought I'll just wrap the same crap He must have thought Cause it's the gear that my brother got last year