I'm hiding all my habits From the heavyweight hymns they sing I used to think god wasn't just something to believe in But i'm on fifth and fifty first And down the street, a girl sells purses Yesterday she gave it up, but the people still keep coming St. Patrick's Cathedral Is a haven from this evil As long as you look put together, and don't sleep on the back pew 'Cause a cop'll come and kick you out As the people chant their gyms out loud And god dammit, i'm just laughing now That could have been jesus Well i'm sneaking smokes outside of Saks I've given up hiding my habits God is not an architect, he's a boxer with a vengeance With weighted gloves and bloodshot eyes If you don't love, you're gonna die But the man in robes don't count that guy He kicked out for safekeeping The bible belt seems pretty nice We might not have these blinding lights That they're forced to keep on all the time So the families feel safer We might not have fifth avenue Or a picture perfect rooftop view Of everyone we ever knew times a couple dozen hundred They're all the same Like the man who was turned away And I would not feel so ashamed But I sat there and I did not say Anything So i'm packing up and i'm pushing through The crowds of people I once knew I stopped assuming things like who had the right to be here In St. Patrick's Cathedral It looks a hell of a lot more evil After the architect turned boxer turned And asked if i'd found jesus We're all the same Throwing rocks at windows and praying they break Stained glass was too pretty anyway For your half assed hymns and holy heartbreak