When I go to sleep, I dream of russian leg sweeps Uppercuts and the like 'Til I beat chun-li, I'll neglect my friends and family Close the door, kill the lights I'm glued to the genesis tonight Because I'm stuck in a street fight And I never wanna leave They say you're not a winner 'til you've got calluses and broken fingers Got my bruises and my scars Baby I'm a sinner, but i swear I'll make it home by dinner I'm a champion at martial arts