Whoo - Yeah - Whoo I like what I do for a living But there is one thing I hate This thing is my boss he's pissing Me off every day That's frustrating and sad I want to punch him so bad Sometimes I feel so helpless I don't know what to do Thoughts of killing my boss That's why I do kung fu Maybe I will find help Maybe there will be hope How can I rest in peace Instead of smoking dope Whoo - Yeah It's hard for me because every week I do overtime If I leave to early he looks like I've committed a crime This job seems like a nightmare there is no end in sight But I have no choice be strong and win this fight What's your fucking problem with me Is this the way you handle those things Everyone here will agree You probably pull the wrong strings Sometimes I feel so helpless I don't know what to do Thoughts of killing my boss That's why I do kung fu Maybe I will find help Maybe there will be hope How can I rest in peace Instead of smoking dope There are voices in my head They say Better watch out otherwise you're dead There are voices in my head They say Better watch out otherwise you're dead Maybe I should kill him Kill him with my notebook But how can I be off the hook Maybe I should kill him Kill him with my calculator Kill him now or kill him later Maybe I should kill him Kill him with my death punch Or drop poison in his lunch Maybe I should kill him Kill him with my ruler Or whip his ass – that's cooler Is this sexual harassment I think I need your judgement And then I sing Sometimes I feel so helpless I don't know what to do Thoughts of killing my boss That's why I do kung fu Maybe I will find help Maybe there will be hope How can I rest in peace Instead of smoking dope There are voices in my head They say Better watch out otherwise you're dead There are voices in my head They say Better watch out otherwise you're dead