In my waxed up hair and my painted shoes Got an offer that you might refuse Tonight, tonight, we're gonna take a stab Come on along, we'll grab a cab We ain't much to look at so Close your eyes, here we go We're playin' at the talent show Playin' at the talent show Come on along, here we go Playin' at the talent show Check us out, here we go Playin' at the talent show Well we got our guitars and we got thumb picks And we go on after some lip-synch chicks We're feelin' good from the pills we took Oh, baby, don't gimme that look We ain't much to look at so Close your eyes, here we go We're playin' at the talent show Playin' at the talent show Come on along, here we go Playin' at the talent show Hop a ride, here we go Playin' at the talent show Well it's the biggest thing in my life I guess Look at us all, we're nervous wrecks Hey, we go on next Talent show Talent show Playin' at the talent show Playin' at the talent show Wish us luck if you can't go Playin' at the talent show An empty seat in the front row We might even win this time, guys, you never know It's too late to turn back, here we go It's too late to turn back, here we go