Everybody's got their badges But they've got no one to apprehend Got no one to apprehend Wanted criminals Everybody's got their badges But they've got no one to apprehend Got no one to apprehend Wanted criminals Everybody's got their badges But they've got no one to apprehend Got no one to apprehend Need a job, need a job, need a job, need a job, need a job, need a job, need a job People need something to do - they're getting angry So the bosses came up with a hell of a plan Security job for each and every man More alligators for their boats Keep them hungry What if every single person was a deputy What if every single person was a deputy What if every single person was a deputy Writing down the wall Jails in search of prisoners