Set up in the corner Consigned to the bars We rearrange all the tables and chairs while the staff is playing cards The outlet's not working The news is met with a shrug They say, "Yeah, just take a look around and find another plug" Competing with the till Ventilation is working You can tell by the overhead row They don't know how to turn it off They're just minding the storm Competing with the till Competing with the till Competing with the till Competing with the till Our audience is your clientele Our audience is your clientele Our audience is your clientele Our audience is your clientele Our audience is your clientele Our audience is your clientele Competing with the till Boss comes in while we're checking He pulls us aside He wants to know how it makes sense, That money's standing outside It took us a minute, To understand just what he meant To him all the people coming to the show, Were just there to pay his rent Competing with the till Competing with the till Competing with the till Competing with the till