You arrive, with empty duffel bags, hungry eyed You looked around, ya taking measurements, to move inside The capital, it is your proving ground, your center ring You and yours, can keep your scores, Washington is our city Everybody knows you are a liar Everybody knows you are a liar Everybody knows you are a liar Everybody knows you are a liar Too much technique with no texture below You fabricated your way in here, and everybody knows Everybody knows you are a liar Everybody knows you are a liar Everybody knows you are a liar Everybody knows you are a liar Too many distractions just obscure what should be shown Stop with the abracadabra 'cause everybody knows You return, via machinery and public lies You broke to break, you're breaking everything, it's no surprise The capital it is your playground now, your center ring You and yours, can keep your scores, Washington is our city You and yours and all your wars have run your last campaign You're FIRED! from a job you never shoulda had That hideous strength absolutely sinks You better watch your back Let the door hit you on the ass