If I were Napoleon You could be my Josephine We could go to drive-in films In my red convertible If I were Napoleon I might be in magazines I'd write some science fiction Science fiction about you You could be my Josephine Just you and your chaperone Let you be my Josephine Josephine If I were Napoleon You could be my lady love Look into my soft blue eyes Run your fingers through my hair If I were Napoleon You could be my turtle-dove Living out in Corsica In our summer cottages And you could be my Josephine And we could be Siamese twins Let you be my Josephine Josephine