I did not ask for a lot this year Every single day looking for an answer to the words you say Never got to meet the president Never got to shake his squirly hand Oh don't you know the president is out for tea with Tony Blair? He won't be back for hours maybe homeboy... I'd be so happy if I got to meet George Bush He's like an angel when Rebecca hears me calling I would dance on NBC and say "George Bush shook hands with me" And then I'd go and choke on a cock... And Guinevere would find me leaving home And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone I know I'd be the greatest singer on the radio... Leaning on the raging river flats Sliding off a single blade of grass Oh don't you know the ADA is pushing tea with Johnny J They won't be smashing flowers maybe no more I'd be so happy if I bid it all on you And never answer when Rebecca asked me questions I'd lay down to some degree And say "John Stern locked lips with me" And then I'd go and choke For then I'd go and choke For then I'd go and choke on a cock...