Don't put your finger up your nose 'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please Don't put your finger up your nose Don't stick your finger up your ear 'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear You can thump it an you can tug it but please, don't plug it Don't stick your finger up your ear Don't put your finger up your nose 'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please Don't put your finger up your nose Don't put your finger in your eye It's not a thing you think you gotta try You can blink it you can wink it but I don't think it Would be good to put your finger in your eye Don't put your finger up your nose 'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please Don't put your finger up your nose Don't stick your finger down your throat 'Cause that'd just make you start to choke Then up will come your dinner, an' you'll start to look much thinner Don't stick your finger down your throat Don't put your finger up your nose 'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please Don't put your finger up your nose Don't put your finger up your nose 'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goes You can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, please Don't put your finger up your nose At least not in front of me