Midnight is creeping up on us I wish that someone could show us Secrets like Comedy tell us How to be funny yet serious I never learned how to communicate So I only know how to irritate Girls think I'm ugly and they throw up Boys want to kill me or beat me up I want to go home now To my Mother - How Freudian! I want to die just like GG And go to Heaven - How Jungian! I know I could learn a thing or two This song is full of cliches it's true But I know that every word leads to you So can't you stop asking me why I'm so blue Women walk by and I covet them How can I make that mistake again? Jesus said things that we should never do But he never slept on the floor next to you I wanna go now Go somewhere, But I don't know I don't wanna sing anymore so I'll stop now And fade OUT! Sorry I lied about fading out Just like the politicians you read about Why don't we try it the Roman Way Fiddling around till our world burns away