If you ever meet a dinosaur Stomping through the wood Give him a marmite sandwich He thinks they're rather good If you ever meet a dinosaur Swimming in the sea Give him a marmite sandwich He likes them for his tea So you'd better have marmite sandwiches Everywhere you go You never know when a dinosaur will say hello Except they're extinct But if you ever meet a dinosaur Lying in a pond Give him a marmite sandwich Of them he's rather fond If you ever meet a dinosaur Shopping round the town Give him a marmite sandwich And that will stop his frown If you ever meet a dinosaur On your way to school Give him a marmite sandwich He thinks they're very cool If you ever meet a dinosaur Walking down the street Just give him a marmite sandwich It's the only thing he'll eat