Meet my friend Gary, he's long and tall Plays guitar, but that's not all He sings his songs with words that rhyme Been a friend of mine for a long, long time But he's always been a little weird At six years old, he grew a beard Say hello to Gary Say hello to Gary Say hello to Gary Meet my friend Bill, he's a dancin' fool Blows a horn, he's real cool I met him at the zoo at a very young age He was makin' music in the monkey cage To my surprise, the door unlocked He danced out on a Hippo Rock Say hello to Bill Say hello to Bill Say hello to Bill I'm Gary Rosen And I'm Bill Shontz Put our names together, say ROSENSHONTZ Now, people mess up our name a lot I'm tellin' you now, it's not Rosinsnotz Or Raisinsplatz Or Frozenshorts We're ROSENSHONTZ Say ROSENSHONTZ Say ROSENSHONTZ Say ROSENSHONTZ