He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
Thadeus T. Bear from Upper Mount Clair
Went out for a ride in his limo chauffeured
He heard a loud sound rockin' down the street
He didn't know what it was; it had a crazy beat
A dude in white sox with a big black box
Blasting rock 'n' roll you could hear for six blocks
Thad jumped out the car to be a rock 'n' roll bear
Boogied down the street, threw his right paw in the air
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He dyed his hair blue, it was the thing to do
A mohawk on the top, in back, a curly Q
He pierced his ears and nose, painted all his toes
Got a purple tattoo and tore up his clothes
He formed a teddy bear band playing one night stands
Called T-Bone Teddy and the Honeymen
Their record went gold, every ticket got sold
He was the hottest teddy bear that ever rock 'n' rolled
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear
He was a rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll teddy bear