I'm gonna tell you the way it is And i'm not gonna be kind or easy Your whole attitude stinks, i say And the life you lead is completely empty You paint your head Your mind is dead You don't even know what i just said That's you: american Womanhood! You're phony on top Phony underneath You lay in bed & grit your teeth Madge, i want your body! Harry, get back! Madge, it's not merely Physical! Harry, you're a beast! Censored censored censored Censored censored censored Madge... i couldn't help it ...i... doggone it!