Goin' home late at night Suddenly I got a fright Yeah I looked through a window And surprise what I saw A fairy with boots on dancin' with a dwarf Alright now Fairies wear boots and now you gotta believe me Yeah I saw it I saw it I tell you no lie Yeah fairies had boots on you gotta believe I saw, it I saw it with my own two eyes Whoa right now So I went to the doctor to see what he could give me He said son, son you've gone too far Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do Yeah