Surprise, Surprise there's a man downstage. Surprise, Surprise I'm in a bar. Surprise, Surprise It's my turn to play. I'm overworked and underpaid. I drive to work in a rented bus, 200 miles or more a day, just so that you can get a Look at usand figure out if we're worth you paid. Too many potential flingstoo many bands to depened. Over 60, 000 miles I travelledto drink more beer than Al Capone bottled(and did he bottle. .)I used to live the nightlife, But now the nightlife's living me. Too many times I had too manybecause there's too many People watching methey're watching me. Surprise, Surprise I remember them all. Surprise, Surprise we ain't pissed them off. Surprise, Surprise I kind of miss the pastSurprise, Surprise it went by so fast.Surprise, Surprise .