Purulent hemorrhoidal inflammation Irritating rectal rash I scrape out the crepitating cavity To scour out the festering gash Caked on pus and dribbling cess Extracted with care and precision Removing stagnant grime and watery chyme I tear out lacerating incisions Gaping septic sores Draining ulcerous gore Pyorrheic waste Your rectal fluid I taste Grate the mess Drink the cess Lick the rash Your hemorrhoids I gnash Scraped and hacked Crepitated and cracked Encrusted and raw Your sphincter I gnaw