Pernicious, a ghastly Gordian quandary to elucidate
Pestiferous, a nebulous necrotic novelty to navigate
Labyrinthine, a contumely carnal conundrum to cogitate
Serpentine, an exulcerated entanglement to execrate
Hands stained and filthy from digging deep for the answer
That lies at the heart of the matter of splatter
Eschatological, the grave matters with which we struggle
Pathological, the perverse perpetuation of this purulent puzzle
Repugnant, the wretched riddle unravels in a reeking revelation
Repulsive, the final fetid farce yields such a rancid realization
Now your morbid curiosity may finally be answered
Deep in the heart of the matter of splatter
A morbid matter on which to meditate or mutilate
A deathly detail to deliberate and desiccate
A sombre study in which sagacity is tantamount to insanity
An insalubrious interest in the inhumed and the unsanitary
An unhealthy pursuit of the purulent and parturient
A feculent fixation upon the fetid filth and excrement
An exhaustive examination of the excreted and the exhumed
A tireless appetite to hill the silt atop the tomb
Nebulous, the sanguineous solution is seldom seen before the last
Amorphous, seemingly always six deep feet beyond your grasp
Funereal, carnal cartography to chart the course of life's denouement
Corporeal, the wretched revelation that you sought proves harder to swallow
Than you'd thought
That anatomy is destiny is the unforgiving answer
Culled from the heart of the matter of splatter