They say that smoking weed is bad for you I'd rather smoke a joint, than do a shot or two I get all stoned, and get some poo Who needs Viagra when you got weed? It's really quite simple A quarter of weed is fifty times cheaper than Viagra Ingesting pot gets you in the mood In a few minutes you'll be hitting the sheets On Viagra, you'll have to wait an hour By then I'll be asleep farting, next to my woman, Legalize our true freedom