Chew on bones, shave your beard, read the book, learn the Rules. Idolise giant rotating statue: look at him, turning to Face the sun all day long. Made from gold: twelve metre high spinning dictator. Let us build an Ice Palace, just for you, so you can Learn to ice skate. Turkmenbashi, Father of the Turkmen! Censorship: There is no internet. Brainwashing: Children made to read the book. Trained From birth to praise Turkmenbashi. Turkmenbashi, Father of the Turkmen!