The great show is here tonight, such has none seen before People are gathered around, the first act begins Conjurer takes his top hat and whispers magic words A white rabbit jumps out of there The audience is getting bored But to audience's pleasure the rabbit's eyes are bleeding And it has a pig's snout, atrophic paws Blinded by the success he asks for a volunteer To join the famous saw trick, but now a little changed Rejoicing is at its best when the conjurer saws The beautiful and smiling lady into three pieces So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day Enjoy - this is really something The audience sits excited and quiet The conjurer performs his last number He takes a big gun, puts it into his own mouth Pulls the trigger, applause never seems to end The next artist is a nigger clown dressed in a monkey suit Laughter is loud when he tells nigger jokes With his mouth full of banana And now comes the highlight of the show A living hunchback Russian is to be stoned And the audience can join the act Everytime you hit the man he cries blasphemies In Russian So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day Enjoy - this is really something Everybody's going back home smiling Children's face covered with chocolate ice cream Mommy and daddy have a good reason To be happy again Happy again!