I can see you're very glad to hear about the raid
Some of the cops were happy to give more than they are paid
But what about that copter crash that took off piggy's head?
We celebrated all weekend now we're glad that he is dead
It wasn't the first time and it sure won't be the last
Psychic prayer is functional and the piggys are dying fast
And what about that plane crash two hundred and fifty army scum
Came home in pieces for christmas cheer
While I sipped my eggnog and rum
No one will ever have proof of the precious deeds that I achieve
No one can logically argue against the things that I believe
Just a trifle of positive thinking, a healthy dose of LSD
The following day I'll be watching the news and giggle while others grieve
December the fourth was the day that they led me away in chains
They woulda locked up the policewoman if the judge had had any brains
Eight months pregnant, she sat on the stand and grunted
"He shouldn't be running loose"
There's gotta be something really wrong here
When pigs are allowed to reproduce
No one will ever have proof of the precious deeds that I achieve
No one can logically argue against the things that I believe
Just a trifle of positive thinking, a healthy dose of LSD
The following day I'll be watching the news and giggle while others grieve
Yeah
So anyone foolish or callous enough to wear a uniform
So proud of the terror it represents, will be sorry that they were born
If they really believe that the USA should roam and rule the world
Their families can wipe the sperm from their dead upper lips
With the American flag unfurled
No one will ever have proof of the precious deeds that I achieve
No one can logically argue against the things that I believe
Just a trifle of positive thinking, a healthy dose of LSD
The following day I'll be watching the news and giggle while others grieve
It wasn't the first time and it sure won't be the last
Psychic prayer is functional and the piggys are dying fast
It won't be the first time and it sure won't be the last
It won't be the first time and it sure won't be the last
It won't be the first time and it sure won't be the last
It won't be the first time and it sure won't be the last
It won't be the first time and it sure won't be the last