I was walkin' down around Venice way Los Angeles Oh big California A man came up to me About 40, gay I say "Go away... OK... No way... AGGGHHHHHHHGH" BUTTHOLE SURF! etc. I was ridin' wave Around Malibu beach A guy came up to me He was lookin' like a leech He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?" I say "Motherfucker... ifyoureach. I don't know what I'm goin' to do" BUTTHOLE SURF! etc. I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good... I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should She left me there where I stood BUTTHOLE SURF! etc. HEY BUTT WHAT THE FUCK WE ALL LIKE YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT