Walk around the city and I see
That all the secret agents are coming after me
They're hiding in the bushes and the trees
On my street
They're after me for everything I know
I'm just a confidence man with no
Confidence so
I'll lay them all to waste
One by one
Until my little dirty work is done
Well I pretend that I'm going to my job
So I won't blow my cover as an
Undercover
Top secret agent paranoid freak
I'm your next door neighbor
And I'm armed to the teeth
They're hiding in the closet and the park
I wear my dark overcoat and
Sunglasses after dark
And lock all the deadbolts
And swallow the keys
So you will never ever catch me.
And there's just one last thing that I
Would like to say
I'm being followed around by the CIA
They're tapping my telephone
They're poisoning my drink
I know what you're thinking
And they know what I think
You think it's all in my mind
How could you be so blind?
I wake up in the morning, six o'clock
Have a half a cup of coffee
And put on my shoes and socks
Lock myself inside a rolling box
That rolls rolls and rolls and rolls
One Hundred Fifty blocks
Load my Glock and walk into my
Work
Best get out the way when the
Guts begin to spurt
I pick them off quickly
One by one
Until my little dirty work is done.