I hopped into a coffee shop And then my jaw dropped in shock when I saw a girl who had cool pants They made me want to dance I started to advance to tell her until I heard a little voice say stop You're gonna make it weird for everyone in here And you're gonna break her flow So you better just not I said you're really dumb And then she looked up and thought that I was telling her that she was really dumb I started to explain And then I said I love your pants and I was previously talking to my brain She said I understand I made this pair of pants by hand and I believe that it is time for us to dance And that is what we did We had a great time and all because I'd given a stranger a compliment