Where is my wooden club?
Where is my wooden club?
I've torn the closet up
The house is overrun with wild screaming children
Edwin is running wild
Edwin is running wild
Where is my wooden club?
Where is my wooden club?
Where is my wooden club?
I've torn the closet up
The house is overrun with wild screaming children
Edwin is running wild
Edwin is running wild
Where is my wooden club?
Discipline, discipline
I'll shut you up, boy
I'll put you down
Discipline, discipline
I'll break your arm, boy
Your mother's not around
Discipline, discipline
Where is my wooden club?
A coat hanger will do
A coat hanger will do
It's all that I can find
It's rusted metal head is thin, thin and twisted
But broad and wooden are its shoulders
Straight enough to tame a child
Straight enough to tame a child
A coat hanger will do
Discipline, discipline
I'll teach you right, boy
I'll whip your face
Discipline, discipline
I'll do my job, boy
Whatever it takes
Discipline, discipline
A coat hanger will do
Edwin your eyes are dead
Edwin your eyes are dead
I've torn the sockets up
They're scarred with milky glaze, forever cancelled
Edwin, you'll grow up blind
Edwin, you'll grow up blind
Forgive me, forgive me little one
Forgive me, forgive me little one
Little little little little
Please, please forgive me little one