Last war I was fighting single Against a full army... my horse and myself They chopped the beast down but he kept Going while I was slashing and sewing his wounds I bet you won't believe This is my sack of stories Theres nothing which could sound like that Maybe you won't get that They who've seen it now are dumb or dead My Hound is a bad ass and when he goes hunting My wife lights the fire at once We set a huge banquet for all of the village I tell you the feast lasts 3 months I bet you won't believe Once in town there was a dragon scaring the people He burnt all the crops My winged fish came out of the sky throwing water Whilst the dragon was spitting fire We had dragon that night