Are you looking for some answers Well you've come to the wrong place You might find lines, but no valentines Written all over my face I bear no grudge, I wear no frown I just come with calloused hands And I don't mean to bring you down but There is no romance. I've spent too much of my life waiting Hoping, dreaming, wishing, believing, And way too little of it living Smashing it up and taking and giving I wish someone had warned me While I was still a young man And saved me lots of time and money There is no romance. No romance, no romance, no romance, no romance No romance, no romance, no romance, no romance Save your stories for the bartender And your crying for the theater And your poems and your diary pages To kill some time in your old age. Uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh Uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh There may be gods who hear your prayers And honest men who, men who care And young lovers who say they will wait forever Lives that look like movies and books But the sooner that you learn this The sooner you free your hands To get on with things that really matter There is no romance. Uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh Uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh