I got all of these directions I got nothing but affection Just sit around, wait for me to pull through I'm just an autophile pulling up beside you I hear the sirens surround me Can't stand the drama that's around me Just flick a switch, wait for me to pull up I'm in a vehicle determined to never stop Hey dude where's my car Why did you park so far away All I needed was you To help Me through Hey dude where's my car Why did you park so far away All I needed was you To help Me through I gave away every single free ride All the time terrified that I would I die Make a wish, wait for me to pull up We're in a vehicle determined to never stop Now that we're here, where do we begin? Unload the truck, prepare yourself to sin We're still alive, light yourself a smoke After tonight, you will never ever go broke Hey dude where's my car Why did you park so far away All I needed was you To help Me through Hey dude where's my car Why did you park so far away All I needed was you To help Me through