Well I woke up in the morning Front door creaking and moaning You smell like his whiskey and Cologne Well, I'd beg and plead and cry, Start singing prayers and asking Why If I weren't already alone Cause You been keepin' secrets I've been keepin' tabs Ooo I've been a fool for mourning You Cause you can't lose what you Never had Well, I spent my better years Serving dinner and fetching beers All you ever did me was wrong Now that cheap beer and Cigerettes May not help you to forget But at least they'll keep you Company When I'm gone Darlin, I wouldn't drink if you Didn't nag me Honey, I wouldn't nag if you had a Clue Though I love to hate you so, I sure hate to see you go You're the best reason I got to Sing the blues If that train starts rolling, I know You'll be on it You never miss a good thing 'til It's gone But if you're rolling through my Station, Aint no need for hesitation You better keep holdin on Cause You been keepin' secrets I've been keepin' tabs Ooo I've been a fool for mourning You Cause you can't lose what you Never had Cause you can't lose what you Never had Cause you can't lose what you Never had