Undertale Rap Battles
Mad Dummy
Vs
Huggy Wuggy
You're about to see the most incredible rapper invented
And their name isn't Dummy, but it's Mad what they're dispensing
Find the flowers in my game, get the memories of the past
Find the flowers in your game, they find a deadbeat in the trash!
They call me Huggy Wuggy, a fuzzy buddy, a cuddly plushie
Making dough for Playtime Co. Yeah, everybody loves me!
And I give the loving back with hugging
Til they're crushed and bloody
But this punk is so rough that even I wouldn't hug the dummy
Imma have you running from me, I'm known for my chases
While you're known as a punching bag complacent with it's status
So face it you sadist, you can't match my dope flows
When you just exist as a reference to Jojo!
Please, please! Please someone save me!
It looks like Bendy and Baldi's Basics made a baby!
Find the flower? You should find some bitches maybe
'Cause Imma pop off 'til this freak is pushing daisies!
You're useless, Just a fuckin' nuisance!
This touchy feely Blue dick's the last thing that I'd fuse with
And you know when I'm dueling
I bring the banging music, I'm insane!
Light you up with magic missles like you're in a Squid Game!
I'm the king of this battle, so just get on your knees
Who needs Mommy Long Legs with legs like, fuck!
I can't even think straight 'cuz your game is so bad
But I guess I'm just the second person that you drove mad
You're getting out of hand
I'll make sure that this doll's case is shut
With only one knife, how did you think you'll make the cut?
And I thought our employees were mistreated in our little shop
Quit firing your dummies and just fire a single shot!
You barged in my domain (Ay!), Now you're gonna pay (Ay!)
Even if you made me cry, you'll just run away! (Ay!)
I'm based off plushies of monkeys, and yet you're going apeshit
Let's hope for your next verse, you're not one for conversation
Ah forget the disses
I got knifes to cut right through your stiches, bub!
You want money more than Muffet, guess that suits your glitchy bugs!
Had a massive backing holy moley you sure ripped it up!
Ending up with even less respect than Futuristichub!
I'm bouncing off the walls 'cause you're making me pissed!
While you're falling through your walls 'cause your game is so shit
All your monsters only kill because they're all just some pricks
Kissy Missy only helped us out because she's a bitch! (FUCK YOU!)
You calling calling calling shots? You fell off with a falling box
All the fans that watch your plot are just the daycare tots you caught
I'm popping popping popping off
'Til you're cotton and strands of string
Only thing this Mob's Enchanted with is Curse of Vanishing (BITCH!)