Comic Book Rap Battles
Scarlet Witch
Vs
Raven (Begin!)
I suppose demonic foes could show a notion of devotion
But I'm dealing with an Empath who can't understand emotions
When Maximoff is rapping off you're at a loss, no question!
There is no defense against the Scarlet witch's hexes
The finale of your show had already set the bar low
Then Cartoon Network said "GO!" and reduced you to a fart joke!
They bring you to Titans
Another edition that's hit you with hiccups
Left to become a nuisance like a new 52 Card Pickup
Daddy disputes aren't new in your issues with him
Always trying to kill you
And when a Wyld child when homicidal
You showed that the cycle continues
Never finding secure havens leaving her friends so shaken
Looking for relocation? That's so Raven
I'm sure you feel you've given me so much to reflect on
But maybe I should wait until you raps are met with retcons
Putting down this Fairly Odd Parent I'm more than willing to
Makes sense you were raised by a cow with how Disney's milking you
Showing some growth? Something 3 films couldn't put into motion
Outshone by Pietro, I didn't know he was an Olsen
Oh, and also, while the love with your robo is flowing with interest
Getting so close with your bro is a no go
Probably not your best incest
The thought is nice that you could be
More than a plot device but who am I kidding?
The spawn of the Whizzer is quickly diminished
And left for Mephisto's bidding
Scarlet witch is a harlot bitch
Those finger twitches won't get you too far
Even after your series you'll be met with "I don't know who you are"
You talk of growth, when I hear you've been seeing the least
You've gone from emo teen to Moody and the Beast
It's an injustice there's no Cod among your crew of wannabe icons
For this child spawn, I think it's time to let Trigon be Bygones
Double double, Raven she mumbles
I'm conjuring fire that boils and bubbles
This bird is in trouble she tumbled and struggled with grudges
Until she was crushed in the rubble!
Your character traits are angst and rage
You're made for erasure or replacement
That leads the world with no strife
No evil and no more Raven (Azarath Metrion Zinthos!)
You've been around for ages in the pages
And the thing is you were still shitty back then
Professor X couldn't save you when your head was
Deteriorating even quicker than your accent
Just another Jean Grey maybe one of these days Marvel's
Gonna stop remaking this plotlines
Whereas I'm a keepsake to my fanbase
They will never take me from the spotlight
So take it from my Soul Self
I've fought worse coming straight out of Hell
Instead of enslaving populations, Sit in your house of L's
No amount of redoes or retakes
Can save your from your poor decisions
In the end heart and mind became stone when you lost your Vision
Who was the most powerful?
Who do you wanna see fight next?
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Comic Book Rap Battles