Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail Had a little too much to drink I can't make my bail, I ain't got no bail And I'm spending New Year's Eve in the clink I was in the wrong lane, feeling no pain Zoomed my car to 75 I ran right into, you can guess who And they say I'm lucky to be alive Merry Christmas, happy New Year They're singing down the street While everybody's having Christmas turkey They bring me bread and water to eat Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail I wore my shoes out walking the floor Got rocks in my head, I wish I was dead Ain't gonna drink and drive no more Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Everybody now Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da All together Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da All together Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Merry Christmas, happy New Year They're singing down the street While everybody's having Christmas turkey They bring me bread and water to eat Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail Wore my shoes out walking the floor Got rocks in my head, I wish I was dead Ain't gonna drink and drive no more Ain't gonna drink and drive no more Ain't gonna drink and drive no more