Here's a little tune that's, uh, dedicated to man's best friend
The chicken, that's right!
No argument from this crowd
There ain't nobody here but us chickens!
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One night farmer Brown was taking the air
Locked up the barnyard with the greatest of care
Into the henhouse something stirred
When he hollered, "Who's there?
This is what he heard
There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So quiet yourself, stop all that fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun, the other way
And hobble, hobble, hobble till the break of day
'Cause there ain't nobody here but us chickens
Sure way, nobody at all
An' you stompin' around, and a-shakin' the ground
Well, you're kickin' up an awful dust
We chickens tryin' to sleep and you butt in
And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble with your chin
'Cause tomorrow is a busy day
We got things to do, we got eggs to lay
Ground to dig and worms to scratch
It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to hatch, you know
Ain't nobody here but us chickens, honey
Nobody at all
Oh, quiet yourself, enough of that fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun the other way
And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble 'til the break of day
Blow your horn, man!
Saxophone
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Well tomorrow is a busy day
We got things to do, we got eggs to lay
Ground to dig and worms to scratch
It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to...
Ain't nobody here but us roosters, honey...
So quiet yourself and stop all that fuss
There ain't nobody here, nobody but us
Kindly point that gun the other way
And hobble, hobble, hobble 'til the break of day
Hey, boss man, what do you say?
It's easy, pickin's
Ain't nobody here but us chickens
Oh yeah!