About this time of year
All are true and hearty
So why not come and join us at
The pop stars' Christmas party
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
The party's really swinging
It's in its second day
Donovan's playing Santa Claus
And he's in such a state
He's fallen down the chimney
And landed in the grate
From the chimney I emerged
All dressed in red
Then someone said
Your beard has blown off in the wind
We need someone to sing
A carol if they can
Oh Come All Ye Faithfull...
And up pops Marianne
I'm the little bird
Who made the Christmas pud
And they all said that it tasted very good
I also made the Christmas cake
Now they all complain of stomach ache
With Marianne at the party all the stars are here...
There are The Who, Them, what? why? Animals, Beatles and even old Bing,
Andy, Sandie, Pitney, Proby, Cathy McGowan and Jonathan King.
Sam The Sham, Manfred Mann, Donovan, Orbison, Dylan, James Ray,
Lulu's Luvvers with Joe Brown's Bruvvers and also the Rolling Stones they'd like to say...
Mistletoe is the main attraction
Switch the lights off let's have some action
You should have seen the girl's reaction
Now we got some satisfaction
Who's that group around the stove
We are not too sure
The kitchen's full of fog and smoke
We can't see through the door
Jump through any window, yeah
Into the street
There are smoke and flames in there
We've overdone the meat
What will people say?
We have set the meat ablaze
Took it four and three days
Well we don't know call the Ivy League
Call the Ivy League
What's that funny smell?
Something is burning
I think it's done one side
Now it needs turning
The Hollies and the Ivy League
Now they are both well known
But Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore
Say it's time we should go home
Now is the time to say goodbye.
(Goodbye)
Now is the time to yield a sigh.
(Yield it, yield it)
Now is the time to wend our way-eee
Until we meet agaaaain
Some sunny day.
Goodbye, goodbye, we're leaving you, skiddlybye.
Goodbye, we wish a fond goodbye, fa-ta-ta-ta-ta, fa-ta-ta-ta.
Oh well the party's over now so from all of us here it's goodbye.
Until we meet again
We wish you all
A happy new year.