Standing by the fruit store on the corner Once I heard a customer complain You never seem to show the fruit we all love so That's why business hasn't been the same I don't like your peaches They are full of stones I like bananas Because they have no bones Don't give me tomatoes Can't stand ice cream cones I like bananas Because they have no bones No matter where I go With Susie, May, or Anna I want the world to know I must have my banana Cabbages and onions Hurt my singing tones I like bananas Because they have no bones Hello, Mr. Durante, this is a surprise! What are you doing here? What am I doing here? You ask me! It's mutiny, that's what it is I come a million miles, a million of 'em To see this London people And this is what I get It's mortifying, that's what it is This George fella singing about bananas Bananas without any bones! What do you suppose he's referring to? There's only one banana worth singing about And that's caught on me, so don't quote me on that It's mortifying, it's mutiny, it's degrading, that's what it is Ah, words fail me Well, don't let it get you, Mr. Durante Listen to George sing this chorus Ach, all the famous folksmen Even the unknown They like their bananas 'Cause they have nae ony bones It's everybody's weakness It might be your ain Didn't ye like bananas? 'Cause they have nae ony bains Man, there's something in bananas That gives you that strange feeling Naebody can resist them They are sae appealin'! Hah! The quintuplets' bairneage, man Those healthy five Dionnes They aw eat bananas 'Cause they have nae ony bones!