With Tennessee sour mash whiskey on my breath And Rosalie, Susie and Lucy on my mind I drove my old car down the dusty streets of this old border town I never thought I'd get stock stuck here such a long, long time Well, I've got a million dollar bill, and they can't change it And they won't let me leave until my tab is paid So I might as well settle down, yes And buy the house another round Send my mail to the Rosarita Beach Cafe It was a one of those hot, dry, dime-a-dozen, Mexicali days When I fell through the doors of the Rosarita Beach Cafe And I got myself a table with a view of the breakers in the bay And another cold Dos Equis on the way Well, I've got a million dollar bill, but they can't change it And they won't let me leave until my tab is paid So I might as well settle down, yes And buy the house another round Send my mail to the Rosarita Beach Cafe Well, I soon fell in with thugs and Thieves and gamblers from the beach And the devil himself suggested an all-night game But the night winds came along like some dark-eyed señorita's song And blew my straight flush out across the waves And I've got a million dollar bill, but they can't change And they won't let me leave until my tab is paid So I might as well settle down, yes And buy the house another round Send my mail to the Rosarita Beach Cafe I've got a million dollar bill, and they can't change it And they won't let me leave until my tab is paid So I might as well settle down, yes And buy the house another round Send my mail to the Rosarita Beach Cafe