She's a three handed woman, a three handed woman She's right-handed, and left-handed, and under-handed too She's a three handed woman and she knows just what to do She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you With her left hand she'll caress you while her right hand Straightens your tie Then she'll pick up the telephone call up another guy You could take her here and take her there, but you'll find before You are through You think you've been takin' her, but she's been takin' you 'Cause she's a three handed woman and she knows just what to do She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you Ev'ry time you take her dancin', while her arms hold you tight 'Cross your shoulder she's makin' eyes at ev'ry man in sight When she says goodnight, she tells you you're the one she's crazy About But you can bet that someone else walks in when you walk out 'Cause she's a three handed woman and she knows just what to do She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you