A-one, two, three, four.
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
Don't you crow in my backyard.
Well here's one chicken you're not pickin'
The day you try, you'll find it's hard.
Well you and I ain't ever gonna come to terms
So find some other chicken,
I don't want your worm.
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
Don't you crow in my backyard.
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Scrotum, Scrotum,
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
Scrotum, Scrotum,
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
And I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
Nuts, hot nuts,
Get 'em from the peanut man.
Nuts, hot nuts,
Better get 'em while you can.
Well they say your nuts are small Tom,
They're really, really small.
It's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all.
Nuts, oh, hot nuts,
Get 'em from the peanut man.
If it don't fit, don't force it,
'Cause you'll make your momma mad.
Well, if it don't fit, don't force it,
You'll only get in bad.
It may not stretch,
It may not tear at all,
But you'll never back that big mule up in my stall.
If it don't fit, don't force it,
'Cause you'll make your momma mad.
Well, I got a pussy cat, yes I do
Man, it sure is fine.
Pussy, pussy, pussy-cat I love you
You're my favorite feline.
Well, bathing my pussy is so much fun
'Cause all I gotta do is use my tongue.
Pussy gonna jump around the room
And always L-L-L-L-L-L-Luh.
If you let me play with your yo-yo,
I'll let you play with mine.
Yes, if you let me play with your yo-yo,
We'll have a real good time.
You see, you've got the weenie
And I've got the bun,
Let's put 'em together,
Gonna have some fun.
Oh ifyou let me play with your yo-yo,
I'll let you play with mine.
[Chorus]
Scrotum, scrotum,
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin. (EVERYBODY!)
Scrotum, Scrotum,
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
And I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (We really mean it)
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (Go tell your mommy)
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin!