Now the thugs are a thuggin' and the mugs are a muggin', And there's never a cop in sight. You can see most any old thing in Durham on Saturday night. The chicks are a chicken and the pick pocks are a pickin' When they're pickin' they pick you right. You can see most any old thing in Durham on Saturday night. Hot spots are never cold, piccolos are thumping. No matter where you go, every joint is jumping. Now, up atop the hills are a bunch of caladillas And I'm trying to set you right. You can see most any old thing in Durham on Saturday night. Hot spots are never cold, piccolos are thumping. No matter where you go, every joint is jumping. Now, up atop the hills are a bunch of caladillas And I'm trying to set you right. You can see most any old thing in Durham on Monday Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday But mostly on Saturday night!