I wanna be an old dude with a really nice car
An old dude with a really nice car
I'm sorta all out of sorts and it's really getting to me
And I'm kind of over paying full price when I'm at the movies
Who'da thought being young's a drag?
Well I'm done doing all that I can
Take me to a future I've been dreaming of
I'm on a one way trip and I ain't getting off
I wanna be an old dude with a really nice car
Get an attitude when you step on my lawn
Raking in the honeys with retirement money
Say "how's it going kid, can I meet your grandma?"
After bingo Imma pull up to the diner with the homies
I'm heading home early, 'cuz in the morning I'll be getting me some groceries
Book a trip with the grandkids and
Spend my days with my toes in the sand
Take me to a future I've been dreaming of
I'd rather spend my winters down in Florida
I wanna be an old dude with a really nice car
Get an attitude when you step on my lawn
Raking in the honeys with retirement money
Say "how's it going kid, can I meet your grandma?"
Can I meet your grandma?
I'll have everything that I could need
I'll finally be free
No one to bother me
I've got one shot at this so I might as well be living 'till the end
I'll be sleeping when I'm dead
I wanna be an old dude
I'll get an attitude
I wanna be an old dude
Say "how's it going kid, can I meet your grandma?"
I wanna be an old dude with a really nice car
Get an attitude when you step on my lawn
Raking in the honeys with retirement money
Say "how's it going kid, can I meet your grandma?"