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teego - Mazel Tov lyrics

Artist: teego

album: Mazel Tov


Ay, fuck I can't remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
Cuz I cannot remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
Cuz I cannot remember shit from
The night before
Woke up on the floor
Next to a chick
Who's next to a couple more
She want a kiss
Cuz it's a chore
Go take a piss and then I kick you out the door
Okay now shorty want that smoke like it's a Newport
So I made her play with my balls like it's a new sport
Tell me that she need it all she want a new Porsche
So I took her to the mall just to hit the food court
Need your face down with that ass up
Tell that bitch she better back up
Might just kick you out right after
Then ghost you like I am Casper
Don't run your mouth I am faster
You praying that's all just chatter
Fuck it I'll share the love my pockets can't stop getting fatter
So just buy it all say fuck the cost
Tell them that I'm on my paper chase like Michael Scott
I don't think I'll ever take a break or take a loss
So I think it's time we celebrate like Mazel tov
Fuck I can't remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
Cuz I cannot remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
Cuz I cannot remember shit from
My bad hiccup
I think that was just the liquor
I drank that whole six pack I stole and now I cannot sit up
Hey mister, I wish ya would see the bigger picture
And understand that your bitch mine the second that I kissed her
Cuz my life is like a movie
Matter fact it's blue ray
You living that bootleg
It's faker than a toupee
Your boo thang throw it back like bouquet
Had your shot like Oubre
Do not care what you say, what you say
Check the time it's time to go
Sneak out so nobody know
Drink and drive myself on home
No chauffeur no chaperone
Miss my turn I'm off the road
Crash and burn is all I know
When you earn all that you own
It's easy to just buy it all, say fuck the cost
Tell them that I'm on my paper chase like Michael Scott
I don't think I'll ever take a break or take a loss
So I think it's time we celebrate like Mazel tov
Fuck I can't remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
Cuz I cannot remember shit from last night
I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life
I swore last time was gonna be my last time
And even mama said I gotta get my act right
Cuz I cannot remember shit from

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